Machine Party Achievements Guide — All 15 Unlocks & How to Get Them
Every Machine Party achievement explained — all 15 unlocks with exact conditions, unlock rates, the rare grinds, and the fastest way to 100% completion.
Machine Party Achievements Guide — All 15 Unlocks & How to Get Them
Machine Party has 15 achievements — exactly one per minigame. Every achievement description names its minigame, which makes the list a built-in completion checklist for the whole roster. Most are single-moment unlocks that fall out of normal play; a few are genuine grinds. Here's every one, with conditions and unlock rates.
Here's what you'll learn:
- The complete list of all 15 achievements
- Exact unlock conditions for each one
- Which are easy, which are grinds, and which are rare
- The fastest route to 100% completion
Official resources: Steam store page · Steam news hub · Mike Klubnika official site · Official site (ORO Interactive)
All 15 Achievements, With Unlock Conditions
Unlock rates below were captured via Steam global stats in the first days after launch (August 1, 2026) — they skew toward dedicated buyers and will drift upward as more casual players buy in.
| Achievement | Requirement | Unlock rate |
|---|---|---|
| Quick draw! | Kill someone that has already assembled a gun before you in Firearm Factory | 50.6% |
| BOOM HEADSHOT! | Land a headshot in Duck Hunt | 44.8% |
| This is my hole. | Win by taking the last nook in Tunnel Hazard | 40.8% |
| Dodge this! | Throw the device with under 1 second left on its timer in Spine Breaker | 35.9% |
| Catch this! | Knock someone off by throwing a crate at them in Debris Platforms | 35.0% |
| Just another day at the job. | Win a round with 100% accuracy in the Filter | 26.6% |
| Mind the gap. | Survive until there are only 10 tiles left in Stable Footing | 14.9% |
| Stairmaster | Take 50 correct steps in a row in Wrong Way | 8.2% |
| Gluttony | Finish eating your meal in under 20 seconds in Table Manners | 6.3% |
| About those TPS reports. | Infect someone in under 3 seconds after getting the syringe in Inside Job | 6.1% |
| Flourished Memories | Survive a round until the maximum number of cube segments are removed in Chisel Gauntlet | 4.6% |
| Leg it! | Reach the end of the minefield without using the sonar | 3.1% |
| Mine. All mine! | Have 4 crates in your deposit area in Forklift Certified | 2.3% |
| Will it blend? | Push 15 people into hacksaws in Lethal Rebound | 0.3% |
| Full Pack | Smoke a total of 20 cigarettes | 0.3% |
Because each achievement names its minigame, the list doubles as the official roster of all 15 minigames — useful both for completionists and for confirming the game's full content.
The Easy Achievements (Fall Out of Normal Play)
The top third of the list unlocks in your first hour with friends:
- Quick draw! (50.6%) — just play Firearm Factory; someone will kill a slower assembler almost immediately
- BOOM HEADSHOT! (44.8%) — a headshot is a normal Duck Hunt outcome
- This is my hole. (40.8%) — take the last alcove in Tunnel Hazard and survive; happens naturally
- Dodge this! (35.9%) — you'll hit a last-second spider toss within a few Spine Breaker rounds
- Catch this! (35.0%) — debris-throwing is core strategy in Debris Platforms
- Just another day at the job. (26.6%) — a clean Filter round with full accuracy is achievable once you learn the two item types
The Middle Achievements (Deliberate Challenges)
- Mind the gap. (14.9%) — survive Stable Footing until 10 tiles remain. Play defensively: follow the north-panel prompts, don't chase pushes late.
- Stairmaster (8.2%) — 50 correct steps in Wrong Way requires a long, mistake-free run. Rhythm, not speed.
- Gluttony (6.3%) — finish your plate in under 20 seconds in Table Manners. Fork several peas at once, then eat them all in one go when the murderer looks down.
- About those TPS reports. (6.1%) — find the syringe and infect fast. Patience in the office search pays off; know the cabinet spawn patterns.
The Rare Grinds & Precision Runs
The bottom five are the walls:
- Flourished Memories (4.6%) — survive Chisel Gauntlet to the maximum segment count. The cube memory load gets brutal in late rounds; focus on the missing-pieces pattern, not the whole cube.
- Leg it! (3.1%) — cross the minefield without pinging (no sonar). Memorize the mine pattern from early rounds or follow another player's cleared path — but remember, mines respawn per round.
- Mine. All mine! (2.3%) — bank 4 crates in Forklift Certified. Be greedy early; stealing from a rival's pile is faster than fetching fresh boxes.
- Will it blend? (0.3%) — push 15 people into hacksaws across your sessions. Cumulative — start pushing early every Lethal Rebound and it accumulates.
- Full Pack (0.3%) — smoke 20 cigarettes total. Cumulative across all sessions — this is the rarest achievement and simply takes time.
Will it blend? (15 pushes) and Full Pack (20 cigarettes) build up across all your sessions — they aren't single-round feats. Don't try to force them in one night; just make the habit early and they'll land.
Fastest Route to 100%
Machine Party is a genuinely achievable 100% — nothing requires multiplayer coordination beyond the 2–4 player lobby you're already in. The plan:
- Play the gauntlet normally — the top six achievements unlock themselves in the first hours.
- Deliberately target the middle four in specific rounds (safe Stable Footing, clean Wrong Way run, fast Table Manners, patient Inside Job).
- Start the grinds immediately — push blades in Lethal Rebound and smoke every Smoke Break round from day one.
- Chisel Gauntlet (Flourished Memories) is the last real skill wall — practice the pattern-reading in the early segments.
A full 15-minigame session runs about an hour, so most players finish the easy half in one session and need several more for the rares. Note there's no single-player mode — all of this happens in 2–4 player lobbies.
Early unlock percentages (captured day two) are inflated by dedicated buyers. As casual players arrive, the easy achievements' rates will climb — don't read too much into the exact numbers.
FAQ
How many achievements does Machine Party have? 15 achievements, exactly one per minigame — the descriptions double as the official minigame roster.
What is the rarest achievement in Machine Party? Will it blend? (push 15 people into hacksaws) and Full Pack (smoke 20 cigarettes) — both at 0.3% in launch-week global stats. Both are cumulative grinds.
How do I get all Machine Party achievements? Play the gauntlet normally for the top six, deliberately target the middle four, and start the two cumulative grinds (Lethal Rebound pushes, Smoke Break cigarettes) from day one. Chisel Gauntlet's Flourished Memories is the last skill wall.
Is Machine Party hard to 100%? No — it's very achievable for a party game. Nothing requires skill beyond consistent play; the rares are time-based grinds rather than impossible feats.
Related Guides
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- Machine Party Guide — How to Play & Pro Tips
- How to Play Machine Party — First Session Guide
- Machine Party How Many Players — 2–4 Player Cap
- Machine Party Review — Worth Buying in 2026?
Last updated: August 12, 2026